{"product_id":"the-instructor","title":"Ski Mask","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eTHE GAG GIFT THAT ACTUALLY GETS WORN☃️❄️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIMPOSSIBLE TO IGNORE.\u003cbr\u003eIMPOSSIBLE TO TAKE OFF⛷️\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0979\/3604\/8475\/files\/if-lifestyle-1.webp?v=1789994285\" alt=\"Skiers laughing at a friend wearing the Old Man Winter ski mask\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eBought one, ordered two more that night\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWore it on day one of the trip. By dinner my brother and my mate had both ordered their own. We are showing up as a full crew next season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0979\/3604\/8475\/files\/if-ugc-tyler.webp\" alt=\"Customer photo\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eA stranger applauded me on the chairlift\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePut it on at the bottom of the first run and by the top the whole chair was in tears. Three people asked where I got it before I even reached the lift line again. Warm, thin under the helmet, absolutely worth it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0979\/3604\/8475\/files\/if-ugc-beer.webp?v=1790010806\" alt=\"Customer photo\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eWarmer than my actual balaclava\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBought it purely as a joke and it has quietly become the warmest layer I own. Sealed the neck gap completely at minus ten and never fogged my goggles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0979\/3604\/8475\/files\/if-lifestyle-1.webp?v=1789994285\" alt=\"Customer photo\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul id=\"if-benefits\" data-if-b4=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e⛷️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHelmet friendly\u003c\/strong\u003e — goggles go straight over\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e❄️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarm to −12°C\u003c\/strong\u003e — seals the neck gap\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e😱\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReads as a real face\u003c\/strong\u003e — from ten feet away\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FASTGAD","offers":[{"title":"The Instructor","offer_id":58962689360204,"sku":null,"price":23.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Old Man Winter","offer_id":58962689392972,"sku":null,"price":23.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Two Teeth Tony","offer_id":58962689425740,"sku":null,"price":23.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/5903\/9820\/files\/if-instructor.webp?v=1790530893","url":"https:\/\/fastgad.com\/products\/the-instructor","provider":"FASTGAD","version":"1.0","type":"link"}